The birth story as told by Jakey...

The other day as we were in the car, Jakey says "Mom, Elijah told me how I was born, want to hear?" I was a bit nervous what this would entail, but I pushed that aside and said "Sure buddy, fill me in on how you were born." "Elijah said you pooped me out. That's all." We had a good laugh, but before I could tell him that wasn't true (not that I was going to tell him the real deal), Jojo pipes up and says "Yep, that's right and then she tried flushing you down the toilet." This sent my sensitive little man into hysterics. In between sobs he said "Why would you do that Mom? That's not right." Jojo is laughing, I'm trying to tell him that I didn't poop him out and I've never even THOUGHT about flushing him down the toilet. Once I have him calmed down and convinced that it never happened, he says to Jojo "That's just mean, Jojo, why would you say something like that to me?"
She's the typical older sister that knows how to push her younger brothers' buttons, that's for sure. I have no idea where she learned that from?! ;)