Jakey-ism...

Last night Jojo and Jakey were on each other's nerves. Neither one could talk to the other without an argument or disagreement happening. They tried playing with a toy together and someone broke it. They tried telling stories to Jason and I, and the other interrupted. As it's nearing bedtime for Jakey, Jojo starts flipping and jumping around the living room and ends up accidentally hitting Jakey in the bottom. He comes to tattle on her and I tell him it's time for bed. While I'm getting him into bed, he starts telling me why he's upset with Jojo and what bothered him the most was that she didn't say sorry for hitting his bottom. I tell him he needs to go talk to Jojo about it all. He stomps in the living room and stands over Jojo and rattles off what's bugging him. "First," he tells her, "you broke that toy. Second, you interrupted me. Third you hit my butt." And he turns away from her to head to bed. I said "Buddy I thought you wanted her to say she was sorry?" He turns back to her and says "And fourth, you didn't..." Jojo had heard me, so she quickly says "Sorry Jakey." He was beyond frustrated with her and says "O, it's too late for sorry's now Jojo!"
Ah, the joys of raising a girl and a boy! lol